A PA’s Guide for her boss: 

(1)  Never give me work in the morning. Wait until 4pm. The deadline challenge is refreshing.

(2) If you give me more than one job to do, don’t tell met which is the more important.  I’m psychic.

(3) I you have special instructions for a job, don’t write them down.  Tell met only when I’m almost finished.  I don’t want to be confused by vital information.

(4) Always leave without telling me where you’re going.  It gives me the chance to be creative whenever anyone asks where you are.